Saturday 30 October 2010

Untargeted DM

I received this DM on Friday. “What?” was my initial reaction. I was bewildered but not surprised.

Because it is so cheap to run DM, lazy marketers forget or purposely ignore two fundamental principles: common sense and analytical thinking.

My common sense tells me that there are few senior citizens in this neighbourhood. Actually, I had not seen any.

And a quick Acorn demographic search tells the following truth - perhaps typical but definitely representative facts about the area:

  • White collar singles, couples or sharers living in terraces or flats
  • Residents mostly in their 20 and early 30s – well qualified, usually to A-level and degree standard; couples with children low, term-time students above national average
  • Medium family income, car ownership in line with average, low satellite TV
  • Preferred newsletters include Guardian, Independent and Observer

To the marketer, adding this postcode to the distribution may only costs peanuts yet I suspect invalidated postcodes for the distribution must be list long. Because there is no visible harm doing the unnecessary, it doesn’t mean one should do the unnecessary or even make a habit of it. I can also argue by running untargeted DM, the average win rate and ROI is lowered.

I decided to keep this DM though because it was both alerting and fascinating. Alerting as a marketing professional, and as an indivudal, it reminds me to work towards good health. Lead generation wise, I suppose 40 plus years later, I might be a potential customer if I still remember their brand.

As I flicked through the catagloue, few products caught my eye.

  • The most undesirable products: Poppet Pill Remover and Reminding Pill Box.

I hope I will never need them. If I ever need few medication, I do wish my memory is going to be sound and my fingers nimble to pop out the pills with ease.

  • The most genuine caring product: Bathtub Grab Rail

It is a thoughtful product for a common problem.

  • The most fascinating products: Hands Free Magnifier and Universal Kettle Tipper


Come on! This looks silly and will only cause strain to the neck.

Hmm…a kettle leverage?

  • Reasonale buys for the lazy young: Soft Snuggle Blanket and Adjustable Lap Desk

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I asked hubby, “Would you like one of these?”

Aging is a natural process of a good long life. I mean no offense to the senior people who need those extra little help but I am not ready to buy anything from the catalogue. What I really want to say is that most DM is wasted because it is not relevant to the target audiences and because it is so cheap to run, does it become an acceptable practice? Be smarter and greener.

Monday 18 October 2010

車廂 布靈奇

第一節車廂

三月,北緯五十一度的雪,蹣跚行駛。
第一節車廂,羞澀地靠上WS站牌,嗶,嗶,嗶,
嗶。她走出車廂。步態精準如一枚士兵。

北國春日的細雪,細碎地捎來復活節的詩歌。
聖芭娜教堂的海報,青年咧著
繽紛的微笑,白色白光,黃色黃光,與黑色的無色之光。
邀請您認識跨越千禧的信使。

薔薇沿著都鐸的黑木框,長出傲慢的花。
保險單上,同樣郵遞區號的吉普4X4,總在特殊的日子
聚集在草坪上禮拜。

一公升九十五便士的車廂,鼓動虔誠
的引擎。遠方伊拉克軍隊爆裂油管。

以及她沒有的虔誠。

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第二節車廂

牛津街上圍圈而坐的西班牙青年男女
密謀似地,搭上聖芭娜的列車;傾斜的北線
清教徒似地通過幽暗的包皮。

那些節奏輕快,充滿舌尖音節的異語,穿過
SELFRIDGES,總在最忙的車站口,
進行暑期進修。骨牌似地圍起圓圈唱遊,無意
推倒一枚又一枚,整齊踏步的風衣。

他門的唇舌如不能探測的,不能世襲的
歧異而迷途的羊毛。